Here’s a conversation I had on Twitter with Penguins, the subject of Penguins Appreciation Day. I know she’d appreciate it if you answered her question at the end. This is the sort of thing I get all the time from girls. Talk about stressful. And yes, she actually proposed on Facebook, but Twitter is where the conversation took place.
I say weird things on Facebook that I wouldn’t say in real life and that could quite easily be taken wrong out of context.
Weird thing I’ve said on Facebook # 3: who could not be in favor of his ass?
That last one was NOT about @AofANLA. He’s not the only one I accidentally proposition.
And about the first one: @AofANLA did ask me to propose to him, even if he denies that he did.
@penguins_quack When did I ask you to marry me? I don’t remember this.
@AofANLA No, I asked you to marry me. You implied that you wanted me to propose (with your winky face), remember?
@penguins_quack Oh yeah, it’s all coming back to me now.
@AofANLA aren’t you going to deny that you wanted me to propose? By international law, if you don’t it means we have to get married.
@AofANLA *sigh* and here I was planning not to get married until I was at least in my twenties. Darn.
@penguins_quack You’re turning twenty this year, I don’t think we can get it planned before your birthday.
@AofANLA Oh, that’s great then. How do you feel about an autumn wedding next year? Or would you like it a little sooner than that?
@penguins_quack You should know that while you were waiting for my protests I was in the shower. And I’ve always liked winter.
@AofANLA winter will be too cold for a wedding dress, summer too hot for a tux. I guess it depends where we have the wedding.
@AofANLA Oh and “Oh yeah, it’s all coming back to me now.” was your reply. It was far from a protest.
@penguins_quack Still, I’m certain I didn’t accept.
@penguins_quack Are you disappointed? Maybe later, right now I just feel like I’m not ready to settle down yet.
@AofANLA That’s fine. I still feel much too young to get engaged. Later suits me.
@penguins_quack You’re the one who keeps proposing.
@AofANLA Am I being creepy?