The Time a Girl Proposed to Me on Twitter

Here’s a conversation I had on Twitter with Penguins, the subject of Penguins Appreciation Day. I know she’d appreciate it if you answered her question at the end. This is the sort of thing I get all the time from girls. Talk about stressful. And yes, she actually proposed on Facebook, but Twitter is where the conversation took place.

I say weird things on Facebook that I wouldn’t say in real life and that could quite easily be taken wrong out of context.Wed Jan 05 12:10:15 via Twitter for iPhonePenguins Quack
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Weird thing I’ve said on Facebook # 1: Marry me, @AofANLAWed Jan 05 12:11:41 via Twitter for iPhonePenguins Quack
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Weird thing I’ve said on Facebook # 2: (again to @AofANLA ) make my wildest dreams come true.Wed Jan 05 12:13:06 via Twitter for iPhonePenguins Quack
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Weird thing I’ve said on Facebook # 3: who could not be in favor of his ass?Wed Jan 05 12:13:41 via Twitter for iPhonePenguins Quackt
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That last one was NOT about @AofANLA. He’s not the only one I accidentally proposition.Wed Jan 05 12:14:46 via Twitter for iPhonePenguins Quack
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And about the first one: @AofANLA did ask me to propose to him, even if he denies that he did.Wed Jan 05 12:19:08 via Twitter for iPhonePenguins Quack
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@penguins_quack When did I ask you to marry me? I don’t remember this.Wed Jan 05 23:02:34 via webTom Parker
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@AofANLA No, I asked you to marry me. You implied that you wanted me to propose (with your winky face), remember?Wed Jan 05 23:04:20 via Twitter for iPhonePenguins Quack
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@penguins_quack Oh yeah, it’s all coming back to me now.Wed Jan 05 23:05:47 via webTom Parker
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@AofANLA aren’t you going to deny that you wanted me to propose? By international law, if you don’t it means we have to get married.Wed Jan 05 23:31:52 via Twitter for iPhonePenguins Quack
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@AofANLA *sigh* and here I was planning not to get married until I was at least in my twenties. Darn.Wed Jan 05 23:33:01 via Twitter for iPhonePenguins Quack
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@penguins_quack You’re turning twenty this year, I don’t think we can get it planned before your birthday.Wed Jan 05 23:44:19 via webTom Parker
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@AofANLA Oh, that’s great then. How do you feel about an autumn wedding next year? Or would you like it a little sooner than that?Wed Jan 05 23:45:54 via webPenguins Quack
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@penguins_quack You should know that while you were waiting for my protests I was in the shower. And I’ve always liked winter.Wed Jan 05 23:53:51 via webTom Parker
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@AofANLA winter will be too cold for a wedding dress, summer too hot for a tux. I guess it depends where we have the wedding.Wed Jan 05 23:55:23 via Twitter for iPhonePenguins Quack
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@AofANLA Oh and “Oh yeah, it’s all coming back to me now.” was your reply. It was far from a protest.Wed Jan 05 23:56:44 via webPenguins Quack
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@penguins_quack Still, I’m certain I didn’t accept.Wed Jan 05 23:57:44 via webTom Parker
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@penguins_quack Are you disappointed? Maybe later, right now I just feel like I’m not ready to settle down yet.Thu Jan 06 00:00:31 via webTom Parker
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@AofANLA That’s fine. I still feel much too young to get engaged. Later suits me.Thu Jan 06 00:02:10 via webPenguins Quack
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@penguins_quack You’re the one who keeps proposing.Thu Jan 06 00:05:16 via webTom Parker
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@AofANLA You think I’m gorgeous, you want to kiss me…You want to hug me… You want to love me… You want to hug me… #misscongenialityThu Jan 06 00:05:52 via webPenguins Quack
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@AofANLA Am I being creepy? Thu Jan 06 00:06:53 via webPenguins Quack
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