To all the girls that read this. This is a joke list. I don’t mean any offence or half of the things on it. Please don’t hurt me. Please.
- Not paying for things.
- Changing their mind.
- Expecting men to be able to read their mind.
- Expecting men to be clean.
- Not Tom or Ben 😦
- Cars and money (but boys like girls).
- Justin Beiber.
- Being crazy.
- Being scary.
- Pickup lines (if I said you had a good body would you hold it against me).
- Not having a sense of direction.
- Bad Boys (I and II)
- Cooking for men.
- Having big boobs.
- Talking. Alot.
- Not knowing what they want.
- Facial Hair.
- Guys that don’t have huge guns (one at a time please ladies).
- Horror Movies (so they can pretend to be scared to guys.
- Being tickled.
- White boy dancing (they can’t resist it)
- Detective Mittens
Well.. I guess I only know one girl that likes this. But she LOVES it.
If you were wondering what Detective Mittens is: